Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.
i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me
did you just try to murder your cousin?
"your whole ass is out in those shorts"
The stalkers on moleskine
this is still my favorite tweet of all time
Women do not have to:
- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
- have a vagina
This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.
You better all fucking reblog this.
I got to reblog this, it’s true
This may be the most important thing I’ve ever had on my blog.
This actually brought me to tears
Don’t be a coward and post anon hate, instead be an angel and send anon love <3
Joining the partyyyy 💃 20. NC. East Carolina University.